Faith

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Not a Valentine’s Special

    While the messages of purity have gone forth long before this special day, those who want to do what they want to do will do it. I know this and I have peace. They see us as old-fashioned talkatives, people who don't know how to mind their business and are secretly pained to not have what they are "enjoying." I know this and I have peace...

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Checkpoints Wahala

    You must have seen them before- those mad officers on the roads everyone seems to hate so much. Those persons make you wonder if they have no better job than delaying your important journey for a measly #100 naira. Talk about shamelessness..

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    ODESHI: E No Dey Leak!

    When the devil wants to do you something, he will do you such a strong one that you'll march to your destruction smiling. Have you heard of people making plans to cruise in hell? They say they prefer to party in hell than do boring worship in Heaven. Yes, something like that is what I mean by a strong thing...

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Run o!

    Do you ever feel like you’re more righteous than others or that God must love you more than some persons…yeah, right, uhm, it means your village are coming for you. Pray o! Run o! Proverbs 11:2: When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Why are You Behaving Like a “Town Hall?”

    Personally, I wonder why?! Why would a big man like that want to disgrace himself in front of the whole world? Why? When he could be relaxing in his self-built palace? But I also wonder why you like to disgrace yourself in front of the whole universe too. If you had both blundered only once, I won't be talking but ahahn, Adaeze and Akpos!

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Shepherds That Love Meat

    Chief. Rev. Prof. Sir Ignatius, I know you don't joke with your ASUN. You like them hot. That is why all the ladies in your church show you their pants before you can prophesy to them. See as you started with pornography but now we are as confused as you are concerning this new appetite of yours...

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Dear Labalábá 🦋

    How far? Why are you so quiet today? I thought you decided that you would die unless I listened to you. I thought you have been vexing with me since I started ignoring you. Your body don finally calm, shey? That was how you saw Bro Silvanus some months ago and you started flying up and down like it was meat pie you saw...

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    To Tear You Beta Slap Dey Do Me.

    So after everything you promised God the last time, you still messed up this badly? If I, a stranger, am this disappointed in you, imagine how Jesus feels. After all the investments he put into you? The prayer power, the study revelations, the different helps? Tor, Jesus was probably disappointed too. See as you have cried like somebody shoved a knife in your chest. E remain small make NEPA leave Kanji Dam dey use your tears take supply us light...