• Faith,  Lifestyle

    Have You Met a Programming Guru Today?

    I did not see only heads. I saw God's hands. Each of the bubbly youth looked different from the next person standing close to them. They had all come from diverse locations and none together. Still, they met at that particular point: 10:40 am; Sunday 30th April 2023; Mount Zion Institute's Chapel, Ile-Ife, Osun State, Nigeria.

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Shepherds That Love Meat

    Chief. Rev. Prof. Sir Ignatius, I know you don't joke with your ASUN. You like them hot. That is why all the ladies in your church show you their pants before you can prophesy to them. See as you started with pornography but now we are as confused as you are concerning this new appetite of yours...

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Dear Labalábá 🦋

    How far? Why are you so quiet today? I thought you decided that you would die unless I listened to you. I thought you have been vexing with me since I started ignoring you. Your body don finally calm, shey? That was how you saw Bro Silvanus some months ago and you started flying up and down like it was meat pie you saw...

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    I’m in Awe of My Fellow Humans

    I think humans have gone mad. That is the only explanation for the amount of innocent blood that has touched this soil in history and is still pouring out into it. Yes, we must have gone mad! The murderers, ritual killings, robberies, arson and other different types of insanity. Age is not even a restriction! Teenagers too?!

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    A SUNDAY THROWBACK: The First Time My Mum Caught Me Swearing.

    Note: Expletives in post. One Sunday evening, some years ago, I was in the kitchen as usual preparing dinner for my family, and I was not smiling. This event was right before I entered the University so I would be around sixteen. I was feeling frustrated…as usual too- all those crazy teenage hormones throwing a party in my system, making everything seem like the whole world was against me and my happiness. There I was, vexed and murmuring about how others have cool parents but I had to be only human unfortunate enough to get stuck with slave masters. I’m daydreaming about getting into the University and running free. Who…

  • Creative writing,  Faith

    The Untouchables: Death’s Masters (Short story)

    A slight tremor accompanied his question. " I said who are you?!". Matter of factly, the intruder stated, "You know me". He was now studying another painting, nodding regularly, as he internalized whatever revelation he was getting. With this oath of sincerity in place, it wasn't long when he had summarized the entirety of his life on two firm truths. One, he knew death. Two, he feared death. How could he not? He had witnessed its supreme power. He was a firm believer- in death.

  • Faith

    Listen To Yahweh Tell The Fall Of Man Story

    In the beginning… Yahweh had to admit to himself that he could not sit still any longer. It was almost time for his daily visit to earth to see his mortal children. He looked at the angel by his side who quickly whipped his head forward but not before he saw the smile the angel was trying to hide. He knew the angels could not comprehend his love for the humans and he could not describe it himself. Boom-boom, He felt it. It was like a heartbeat and it was the cue the Almighty had been waiting for.  It’s evening time!  “I’ll be back” was all he said before he…