Lifestyle

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Shepherds That Love Meat

    Chief. Rev. Prof. Sir Ignatius, I know you don't joke with your ASUN. You like them hot. That is why all the ladies in your church show you their pants before you can prophesy to them. See as you started with pornography but now we are as confused as you are concerning this new appetite of yours...

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    Dear Labalábá 🦋

    How far? Why are you so quiet today? I thought you decided that you would die unless I listened to you. I thought you have been vexing with me since I started ignoring you. Your body don finally calm, shey? That was how you saw Bro Silvanus some months ago and you started flying up and down like it was meat pie you saw...

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    To Tear You Beta Slap Dey Do Me.

    So after everything you promised God the last time, you still messed up this badly? If I, a stranger, am this disappointed in you, imagine how Jesus feels. After all the investments he put into you? The prayer power, the study revelations, the different helps? Tor, Jesus was probably disappointed too. See as you have cried like somebody shoved a knife in your chest. E remain small make NEPA leave Kanji Dam dey use your tears take supply us light...

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    I’m in Awe of My Fellow Humans

    I think humans have gone mad. That is the only explanation for the amount of innocent blood that has touched this soil in history and is still pouring out into it. Yes, we must have gone mad! The murderers, ritual killings, robberies, arson and other different types of insanity. Age is not even a restriction! Teenagers too?!

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    The Woman with an Issue of Sleep

    About a week ago, I'm typing on my laptop when I notice this humming ache in my skull. Soon enough, I knew I could not go on with the work and dropped it. This was in the Afternoon. I decided not to take any pain relief drugs because according to my friend, constant use wasn't healthy and simple water, food and rest would do wonders...

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    No Dey Look Wetin U No Wan Chop!

    You don't like girls that dress sensually but every time Nkechi passes, you do an in-depth analysis of her dressing to find what is showing and what is not? I know my dear, shebi it's just for later gist abi? You will never watch a particular movie but you don't mind watching the clips wherever you see them, shey?...