• Faith,  Lifestyle

    I Have a Crush on Lady Justice

    This beautiful woman I'm talking about today has been my phone's wallpaper for about six months now and I'm not even considering changing her yet. How can I when every look inspires me for different reasons? I know you know about Lady Justice but take a look at her again. Her blindfolded eyes represent impartiality while her scale is power itself (to me).

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Lord, You Have Been Scammed!

    See your people, Lord. Just look at us! Who exactly is your problem? We or them? Lord, can't you see that you've been scammed? The gun you picked up to shoot has no bullet. How can it have when the pastor is asking his members to donate to missions while he uses the money to fund his international account?

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Dem Never Born Dem๐Ÿ˜’

    Do you believe that no man born of a woman or snatched from her womb (did you see what I did here๐Ÿ˜‰?) can ever stop your progress? I read a book some years ago by Zac Poonen that settled this in my mind. Forgive me, I can't remember the name. In there, Zac explained that as an anointed young pastor, the superior pastor he was under was afraid of the members favouring him because of the grace in his life that the man did all he could to ensure he never got many ministerial opportunities and a lot more other heartbreaking things.

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Lord, When Can I Practice This My Hot Slap?

    I said I would not talk but I can't hold myself. I said I would fashi the matter but my body is doing me somehow. I said, "Chioma, wait till tomorrow when you may be calmer but my blood dey boil." How can you be meeting a sister for the first time to tell her about your intention to pursue a relationship with her and the next thing is to reach for any of her private body parts, to kiss her or even to ask for one?

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    A Memorial Stone

    Today, I remember those moments at different junctions when I had to make quick decisions that scared the hell out of me. I remember the thinking and fear deep into the night. I remember the tears too. But somehow I made the right one. I said somehow but I mean the Hand of the Lord. He has been guiding me safely along this way. I won’t be afraid anymore, Lord. I don relax for this back seat wey you prepare for me. Sha dey carry me go where I no know. This is me raising another memorial stone on this blue app. This is me officially documenting here that Abba,…

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Where is my Uncountable Trillion Dollars?

    Tonight is one of those nights I spend wondering about money. “Lord, that power to make wealth you talked about, explain it small, please. Are you still giving it to me abi, you already gave it cause I don’t understand these days…” Then I proceed to the self-pity stage. I’m just thinking: I wouldn’t mind 1 million naira in my account right now. I know it’s way below what my mates have but let’s start with that tonight, uhn? That’s not too much, is it, Lord? Uhn? At least I’m not greedy, ehn? And I can swear I heard God laugh at me. “One million? Is that money to you?”…

  • Faith,  Lifestyle


    The truth remains true even if you cannot recognise it…even if every single human on Earth says it is not. Your truth may not be my truth but what is truth is truth. Romans 3:4: “Let God be true and every man a liar.” I still looove hearing from you ๐Ÿ’ž

  • Lifestyle

    Mouth Weightlifting Champions Amongst Us

    Even if you’re the National Mouth Weightlifting Champion or plan a future as one, why is your mouth this heavy? I came today to forcefully discourage you from this career path because it cannot take you anywhere. My dear when you see something you like, just say so. It removes nothing from you but adds everything. Make giving compliments a part of you. “Sis, I love your hair. How did you get that twist!” “Congrats on that new certificate. Oh boy, I’ll like to do the same one day.” “My brother, that shoe is it for two?” “I love that presentation you did. I have never seen it in that…