• Faith,  Lifestyle

    Lord, When Can I Practice This My Hot Slap?

    I said I would not talk but I can't hold myself. I said I would fashi the matter but my body is doing me somehow. I said, "Chioma, wait till tomorrow when you may be calmer but my blood dey boil." How can you be meeting a sister for the first time to tell her about your intention to pursue a relationship with her and the next thing is to reach for any of her private body parts, to kiss her or even to ask for one?

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    A Memorial Stone

    Today, I remember those moments at different junctions when I had to make quick decisions that scared the hell out of me. I remember the thinking and fear deep into the night. I remember the tears too. But somehow I made the right one. I said somehow but I mean the Hand of the Lord. He has been guiding me safely along this way. I won’t be afraid anymore, Lord. I don relax for this back seat wey you prepare for me. Sha dey carry me go where I no know. This is me raising another memorial stone on this blue app. This is me officially documenting here that Abba,…

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Where is my Uncountable Trillion Dollars?

    Tonight is one of those nights I spend wondering about money. “Lord, that power to make wealth you talked about, explain it small, please. Are you still giving it to me abi, you already gave it cause I don’t understand these days…” Then I proceed to the self-pity stage. I’m just thinking: I wouldn’t mind 1 million naira in my account right now. I know it’s way below what my mates have but let’s start with that tonight, uhn? That’s not too much, is it, Lord? Uhn? At least I’m not greedy, ehn? And I can swear I heard God laugh at me. “One million? Is that money to you?”…

  • Faith,  Lifestyle


    The truth remains true even if you cannot recognise it…even if every single human on Earth says it is not. Your truth may not be my truth but what is truth is truth. Romans 3:4: “Let God be true and every man a liar.” I still looove hearing from you 💞

  • Lifestyle

    Mouth Weightlifting Champions Amongst Us

    Even if you’re the National Mouth Weightlifting Champion or plan a future as one, why is your mouth this heavy? I came today to forcefully discourage you from this career path because it cannot take you anywhere. My dear when you see something you like, just say so. It removes nothing from you but adds everything. Make giving compliments a part of you. “Sis, I love your hair. How did you get that twist!” “Congrats on that new certificate. Oh boy, I’ll like to do the same one day.” “My brother, that shoe is it for two?” “I love that presentation you did. I have never seen it in that…

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Have You Met a Programming Guru Today?

    I did not see only heads. I saw God's hands. Each of the bubbly youth looked different from the next person standing close to them. They had all come from diverse locations and none together. Still, they met at that particular point: 10:40 am; Sunday 30th April 2023; Mount Zion Institute's Chapel, Ile-Ife, Osun State, Nigeria.

  • Faith,  Lifestyle

    Be Calming Down

    Do you ever feel like taking your fight public? I mean shaming someone through a public platform that you use? Squash that need for public approval and media support for your argument. It’s childishness. It destroys relationships. I looooove hearing from you!